Scotch on the Rocks; Adobe Infiltration

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it has come to our attention that there has been a number of updates to Scotch '007. An unconfirmed agenda has been intercepted, decoded and published to http://scotch.scottishcfug.com/agenda.cfm ...

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it appears there is a threat of mass invasion by Adobe on May 31st/June 1st 2007, in Edinburgh, Scotland.

An encrypted message has just been deciphered by Agent Moretti, and it reads...

Adobe Consulting EMEA; Steven Webster, Alistair McLeod, Alex Uhlmann, Andy Rayne and Peter Martin intend to deliver a high quality focused attack on building complex rich internet applications with Flex and LiveCycle ... more to follow.

Agent Allan has also discovered that a US based aircraft carrying a team of Scorpio agents; Tim Buntel, Ben Forta and Jason Delmore, will descend upon Edinburgh sometime around the 30th of May 2007. Agents Allan and Moretti have put in place a sting operation to lead the Scorpio team into the European in Scotland building on May 31st...

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message continues .... Swiss operatives, Railo, have been confirmed as a sponsor involved in the Scotch '007 attack on Edinburgh, Scotland.

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Comments

nick tong's Gravatar That sounds great - looking forward to it. I like the amusing post as well.
# Posted By nick tong | 15/02/07 08:37

Alan's Gravatar So Adobe are sending in the big guns are they?

LOL ... fantastic. I can only imagine they are doing this as a defensive measure against a conference that is having BlueDragon *and* Ralio feature heavily at the same venue.

Tell me again, why competition in the CFML market place is a bad thing! ;)
# Posted By Alan | 15/02/07 11:42

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